When people think of the Stache, they think of small mustaches and sweat.
Personally, mustaches and sweat immediately make me think of my balls. What if balls had less of a full covering of pubic hair but instead had a small mustache at the base of the scrotum? You could style and wax it into many different configurations.
I would style my ball stache based on the mood I was in that morning. Perhaps I am feeling plucky and I’d go with handlebars. Perhaps I’m feeling sexy and I’d go with pencil thin. The point is, having a ball stache should be celebrated and coveted. This is your chance to stand out as an individual and express your balls’ feelings.