An Ode to Stache Stylings

When people think of the Stache, they think of small mustaches and sweat.

Personally, mustaches and sweat immediately make me think of my balls. What if balls had less of a full covering of pubic hair but instead had a small mustache at the base of the scrotum? You could style and wax it into many different configurations.

I would style my ball stache based on the mood I was in that morning. Perhaps I am feeling plucky and I’d go with handlebars. Perhaps I’m feeling sexy and I’d go with pencil thin. The point is, having a ball stache should be celebrated and coveted. This is your chance to stand out as an individual and express your balls’ feelings.


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