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SweetBands Announces Candidacy for 2012 Republican Presidential Ticket

In a move that shocked no one except Sarah Palin, SweetBands filed their paperwork with the RNC on Tuesday. “This is just the beginning of a long road, but we feel confident that the American people will see our platform for what it is – Deregulated Capitalism,” stated SweetBands spokesperson, Paul Klinke.

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